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Lostwatch: Locke Keeps Legs, Grows Feet of Clay

SPOILER ALERT: Before you Lostwatch, watch Lost. So in last week’s "Next week on Lost," we were promised that this episode would contain five revelations, or shocking moments, or something to that effect. Tonight we got, by my count, (1) the discovery, in flashback, of how Locke lost his not-quite fiancee, (2) that elaborate map [...]

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College Students Have Sex! Network Shocked!

It’s a sad fact of free speech advocacy that you rarely end up defending really, really good speech. Flag burners tend to be obnoxious, childish ideologues; that Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake performance was really lame; and the less said about Opie and Anthony, the better. But the Founding Fathers did not write an amendment to exclude [...]

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Arrested Development Quits While It's Behind

So it has come to this: Mitch Hurwitz has elected to become the Claire Danes of the 21st century, except with less-pretty cheekbones. Fans of My So-Called Life will recall the brief posthumous flurry of hope that MSCL might be revived on another network–perhaps MTV, which aired the reruns–but that the deal was scotched when, [...]

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The Sopranos: Back So Soon?

The problem in reviewing the first episodes of this season of The Sopranos was being unable to write about anything interesting that happened. Tony’s getting shot, his wandering in that odd Southern California purgatory and then his awakening from a coma last night — a critic had little to say except. "Um, some interesting stuff [...]

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South Park Serves Up Chef

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Lostwatch: Around the World, and a Balloon

SPOILER ALERT: This post discusses last night’s Lost. So scram. Last night’s Lost devoted another flashback to the lovely Yunjin Kim as Sun (who, Mrs. Tuned In observed, has gorgeous nails for someone who’s been stuck on an island for over a month). In it we learn that she’s pregnant, which is apparently another island [...]

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American Idol Hits an All-Time Manilow

Last night on American Idol, the contestants got help in their song stylings from singer-songwriter Barry Manilow. At least I’m assuming it was him. Thanks to an oddly spiky haircut and a weirdly tanned appearance, he looked a little more like Martin Short doing Barry Manilow. But I digress. It was ’50s night on American [...]

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Return of the King

Having already whacked the best sitcom currently on TV, Fox seemed to be well on the way to killing one of the next-best. So it was a welcome surprise to hear yesterday that Mike Judge’s King of the Hill was picked up for an 11th season, contrary to industry and cast scuttlebutt that the show [...]

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Monday on Fox: It's Evil Vice President Night!

We all know, of course, that Hollywood is liberal. And liberals hate the Bush Administration. And Bush Administration haters hate Dick Cheney the hatingest of all. So you probably wouldn’t be surprised to know that there’s a TV network that has not one but two series featuring a sinister Vice President of the United States. [...]

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The Office Comes to Your Office

There are two things that suck about the summer: missing your favorite network TV shows, and having to sit in an office working on a beautiful day. For fans of NBC’s The Office, both situations will get slightly better in summer 2006. The network is planning 10 online-only episodes of the sitcom, in which supporting [...]

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Your Tax Dollars, Analyzing Cartoon Butts

The Federal Communications Commission had one of its semi-regular paroxysms of moral cleansing yesterday, upholding the fines against CBS for the Janet Jackson incident in 2004 and levying about $4 million in new fines for various shows, including a record $3.6 million against 11 CBS affiliates for airing an episode of crime show Without a [...]

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Was Mike Wallace Too Old for TV?

Yesterday, 60 Minutes’ Mike Wallace acknowledged that the tick, tick, tick of time waits for no man. At 87, Wallace said that his eyes and ears were not what they used to be, and that he would step down from the newsmagazine after this season, though not necessarily end his news career. Immediately, there were [...]

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Why The Apprentice Should Dump Donald

When Mark Burnett premiered The Apprentice just over two years ago, the parallels with his hit Survivor were obvious: two groups of contestants, competing in immunity challenges on a hostile island (in this case Manhattan). In the first episodes, host Donald Trump made a big point of comparing the business world to "the jungle." Survivor, [...]

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L'Chaim, Tony! Does The Sopranos Know from Jewishness?

With the long-awaited return of The Sopranos looming Sunday night, you may already feel you’ve read every possible angle on the show’s cultural significance. Not this one, I’ll bet. The Jewish news-and-culture paper The Forward is featuring a set of essays looking at Jewish themes, stereotypes and tributes in The Sopranos and six other HBO [...]

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Because 75 Hours of American Idol a Week Isn't Quite Enough

This press release came in over the transom from Fox Reality Channel: "From FremantleMedia, producers of American Idol, comes AMERICAN IDOL EXTRA — the first-ever series to reveal the backstage drama of what really happens on AMERICAN IDOL after the weekly vote-off show on FOX. "The original Fox Reality series, which is produced by FremantleMedia [...]

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Project Runway Withdrawal? Chew On This

With last night’s finale of Project Runway—which, don’t worry, I’m not going to spoilerizeify for you—plenty of us are going to want to fill the hole that the fashion show’s absence leaves in our Wednesday nights. Especially those of us who are Bravo executives. Heidi Klum’s Survivor-on-the-catwalk has given the cable channel ratings and currency [...]

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Why TV Is Better Than the Movies

Renee and Brian Sparks and their son, Nick, a black family from Atlanta, switch ethnic identities with the help of makeup in the new reality series FX / AP We all know why the movies are superior to TV, right? TV relies on formula and cliches. It repeats itself, it insults your intelligence and it [...]

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Jon Stewart Vs. The Oscars

According to the U.S. Geological Survey, the world was expected to exhaust its reserves of Brokeback Mountain jokes in early February. Hollywood is a resourceful town, however, and within the first 90 seconds of the Oscar broadcast last night, it pulled another one from its stockpile, as Billy Crystal and Chris Rock popped their heads [...]

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Lostwatch: No Island is All Man

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven’t watched Lost yet, avert thine eyes. Besides, aren’t you supposed to be working? I don’t think I realized until watching last night’s episode how masculine Lost has been this season. Lots of Locke, lots of Jack, lots of Sawyer and Charlie — mucho testosterone-y bluster and bighorn-ram head-butting. The show [...]

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God Does Not Care If You Win a Reality Show

On last night’s debut of The Amazing Race, we saw what has become a regular occurrence on reality TV. One of the racing teams, a pair of sisters, was helicoptering over the city of Sao Paolo, Brazil. "We’re closer to the heavens now," one of them said. "Let’s pray. Jesus, just don’t let us come [...]